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Sunday, July 5, 2009
The Carnival pics! Hope yall enjoyed the haunted house ;)
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I'm really tired after the long carnival ordeal in school Haven't posted my IU pics yet!! Well, here they are. Kinda stole them from other people but who cares! And we earned 2.5k from the ghost house. At least now I know all our effort wasn't wasted.
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Sunday, June 21, 2009
Can't you see my blogging pattern slip by the day. Ish! Anyway just a short update for now before I go for a shower. Campfire Night was the bomb last night! Aside from the minor delay in schedule and the food served, it was actually pretty good! What do you expect for 10 bucks... Anyway, I assumed everyone was gonna follow the dresscode, but turns out only a fraction of the people who turned up actually dressed up like pirates! So, that leaves you with a guy lookin like this!
Ehh.. Don't play play you know! This got me 2nd best dressed! 2nd best dressed in PJ, Singapore and some say Malaysia! =D Anyway more pics and detail on campfire night soon. I compiled some pictures taken throughout year 2004-2009! Have a look. Click to enlarge..
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Monday, June 15, 2009
Just a short update! :)
PIC OF THE DAY!
Flashing man in the middle of the shopping corridors! Excellent marketing strategy
A poll to keep readers busy!
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Friday, June 12, 2009
God, I'm addicted to Kris Allen's songs. Grr! Anyway, just a quick post dedicated to one of my closest friends, Weiyng!
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY!
Stop thinking you're fat. ;) You might kill yourself while dieting one day. Tsk, tsk, tsk! The mindset of the young generation today ;P (as if I'm not one of them xD) Unfortunately, I don't have a picture of her up to her standard to put on my blog, don't wanna have to take the picture off like last time. Well, enjoy your birthday while it lasts and prepared to be 'showered' with lots of love when you get back to school on Monday! I wish you all the best.
Ong out for the night!
EDIT: I really wanna play SIMS 3! It looks so good!
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
First of all, I'd like to say... THANK YOU NUFFNANG! You guys are the best! When I first started up in the blogging world, I had no idea what Nuffnang was until Weiyng introduced me to the 'money making scheme'. I never in my wildest dreams imagine that I could actually reach the amount allocated before I could cash out. Now, thanks to my friends who have constantly supported my blog I now have THIS!
Woot! Nuffnang rocks my socks! Hope I have the perseverence to continue blogging till I get my next paycheck =D Getting back to the point to why I wanted to blog today... Min Yi has an iPhone! Revelation to me this morning! I decided to pop by Min Yi's blog this morning and I saw her updated post saying she got an iPhone one month ahead of her birthday. You have no idea how much I envy you right now Min Yi... If I were you I'd be drooling all over the gadget right now, being the tech-freak I am. Everytime I get a new gadget, I go through a series of procedures before I actually get seasoned to using the gadget.
Kaelan's New Gadget Unveiling Protocol
1. Rip the box open without a care in the world! 2. Assemble the components of your gadget or handphone without reading the manual! 3. If it happens to work and your handphone starts up, just use it! Never touch the manual... Manuals are for losers! 4. Never try to be delicate with your handphone (the more careful you are, the higher the chances your phone might fall to its death) Believe me, I know from experience :( 5. If there's something faulty with it. Just shutup and figure it out yourself! 6. If you follow these steps above, you are guaranteed to destroy your phone within a day or two! =D
HAVE FUN! Note: Kaelan Ong will not be held responsible for any physical damages to your gadget after following these procedures
Anyway, the point is I can't believe you changed your phone from a w910 into an iPhone in less than a year!! I am falling into a state of depression... Nuff' said, well, congrats to Min Yi for her receipt of her iPhone and Happy Early 15th Birthday!
Kaelan out!
PS: Someone elses birthday is coming too! =D Watch out for it ;) PSS: You like my new layout? :D
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
I have a new found love for window shopping at EBAY! It's just a past time I have to entertain myself and to pacify myself and believe that I actually own the items on auction. Now you know another lifeless fact about yours truly :) My new obsession, something I stumbled upon while browsing around at Metro. Before I reveal what it is, have a good look at this picture and tell me what you think of it.
GHOST RIDER!
I bet you're thinking right now, " What the hell? This kids friggin childish!" But! Answer me first what do you think it is? Action figure? Pencil box? Collector's item? Well, its a collector's item. But your incompetent little blogger here thought it was a freakin mug! Here's my stupid theory:
Hand (handle) + Head (lid) + Body(contains water) + Legs (base for stability)= MUG!!!
I was partially influenced by the name Mighty Muggs on the packaging of the action figure. My bad! But doesn't it just look awesome, just like their tagline states, "made from 100% recycled awesome", though they are not really made of recycled materials. But who cares!
The six inch figures come in a vinyl form, an enlarged head and chunky body but with slight variations in accessories (example: You purchased a Chewbacca: He'll have a spear or somethin as an accessory). Each Mighty Mugg character has a beautifully unique and intricate paint job and is lightweight. How do I know all of this? I opened the packaging to have a look xD. What’s also so cool about these Mighty Muggs is that they have great packaging with some flashy typography and graphics.If you actually voluntarily part with your RM44.90, you'd never want to open or throw away the box! The toys resemble super deformed versions of characters from the following franchises: Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, you name it lah. Practically all the comic characters you could think of. I think I even stumbled upon Incredible Hulk. Anyway I think I've promoted this item too much, I'll just post some more pics. I am officially obsessed! Anyway, I can't afford one thanks to the pumped up prices in Malaysia. If we were in the US, this would only cost 6 bucks. Now I digress to the lighter side of life..
STATEMENT OF THE DAY
Aren't they just lovely.. I'm gonna get these for your birthday next year Maine! ALthough they're for - guys o.O Haha! Ong out!
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Friday, June 5, 2009
Finally went for my physiotherapy exercises today! No, I am not physically retarded and need any aid in moving my limbs. Guess whats my problem? My jaw..Wee! As awkward as it sounds, I have a minor case of what they call in the medical world as "jaw arthritis". Jeng Jeng Jeng! Sounds serious to you? Well, it isn't as critical as it sounds. I can speak perfectly fine and eat like a normal human! The sad thing is, according to the rheumatologist (the doctor who 'rawat sakit tulang' xD) who consulted me that day, he said that unfortunately when I come to a certain age my jaw will start giving me problems if I don't settle the problem quickly. In other words, my jaw will dislocate and totally fall off when i reach the age of 50! (Note: Weiyng finds this very amusing)=D Isn't that good to know.. What the doctor said exactly was:
Sir, your son is experiencing excessive laxity of the temporomandibular joint and has hyper-lax joints throughout his body.
One word for ya, doc. Huh?
Point is, my jaw has a problem. Sometimes I wonder, whether anyone else my age has such a problem. How can I (I empahasize "I") of all people have so called, "athritis", when even my dad isn't even diagnosed with any joint problems. Grr... My jaw doesn't give me any pain. it just locks into place when I open my mouth too wide. Be it laughing, screaming, yawning and even choral speaking! (joking!! who knows it could be the problem..) This means no Subway sandwiches for me, no laughing excessively and don't yawn. I have a less severe case of the disorder experienced by Japanese eating phenom and 6-time hot dog-eating world champion ,Takeru Kobayashi!
In a hotdog eating competition at Coney Island, Kobayashi stretched his jaw to the limit and now suffers the same symptoms as I do now. Only difference is, now he can only open his mouth the size of a fingertip. After some intensive treatment and physiotheraphy (like what I did), he's back in the food eating industry and reigned supreme at the Pizza Hut Calzone Competition! Tidak belajar daripada kesilapan...Tsk tsk tsk! If I were him I wouldn't even go near another hotdog after dislocating my jaw! Well thats all for now..
This is your arthritic blogger signing off for the evening!
EDIT: You like? My homemade Spongebob! Took me 3 hours to finish. This wasn't done recenlt though. Idid it quite long ago. I didn't finish the leg! :(
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Fooh! Time really does fly when you indulge too much in junk food during the holidays. Well, so far the hols so far have been... BLEH! Haven't played futsal even once so far, excluding my bro's birthday party. Anyway, I just found out I have a new addiction! Cloud 9 coupled with Shoyue Mi! Wondering whats Shoyue Mi eh? It's actually this Japanese noodle snack made manufactured in Malaysia. If it wasn't for that ciplak SNEK KU logo imprinted on the packaging, I would have easily thought it was one of those cutthroat priced Japanese snacks that they sell in those dainty looking Japanese kiosks in shopping malls. Aside from the ugly looking logo, this is one of the coolest keropok I've ever eaten! So good I had to blog about it =D
Tadaa! Bon appetit! My Shoyue Mi record. 5 packets in 10 minutes (the mini packets of course)
I savour every crackle in my mouth..
And while I'm stuffing myself to the brim with junk food and what not, there are some people out there going on hunger strikes. I'm not gonna mention any names.... *ahemhem! weiyng! ahemhem!* =D Honestly, why care about weight when you can live to eat!!!
I'm not a glutton! Well maybe I am... Who cares! Try to google Shoyue Mi up and you'd probably get yourself a naked yellow turtle on your computer monitor.
STOP! You're probably thinking Shoyue Mi is the name of an actual, real life yellow turtle who walks around naked. But you're wrong. I was referring to the turtle on the packaging of the snack. Yes, ladies and gentlemen IT IS a turtle, look closer. Frankly, I was an avid fan of Mamee Monster since I was a little toddler. Despite being loaded with MSG and those little seasoning sachets provided with every packet, I still hold to my principle, " A Mamee Monster a day keeps the doctor away" or something along those lines.Anyway, Shoyue Mi tastes much lighther, not too oily, and not too salty. Probably because soya beans were used instead of potatoes or corn. Can't believe I'm actually promoting a snack brand. Tsk tsk tsk! Well, I guess thats it. My blog post for the day... Sooo....
Get out there and get your pack of Shoyue Mi at retail stores near you! Call 1300-88-2525 for enquiries (Note: fake number) Terms and conditions apply! ;)
Note : fire from mouth only applies when consumed by a naked yellow turtle.
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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Kaelan manages to blog another post. YAY! Today was my little bro's birthday party. I ended up more excited than he was for reasons unknown. The lucky blob of flabs managed to bargain his way through to get a futsal party this year.Probably, this year would be the best birthday he's ever had SO FAR! To make the game have a little more UMPH my mum suggested we invited some of my own friends and Kaemon's friends in addition to Kaevin's. Reason being Kaevin's friends probably would have run out of steam after half an hour. I couldn't agree more. =D Frankly, the game wasnt't as easy as I expected. The 'tiny tots' *ehemhem* actually held us back and blocked every friggin shot. But still thanks to our 'razor sharp passing and fantastic accuracy'. Cheh! We scored a few here and there.
Note: We didn't actually intend to play seriously. A single tap or nudge at Kaevin's friend's legs would have resulted in a foul. Tiny dudes....o_O
Weeee!!!!! I play dirty! Sorry Kaevin... Joe Kim! Lamparddddd....
When a fat boy plays 2 hours of futsal
The face of shock and astonishment! He got a phone!!!Compliments of my parents. Jealous I...
The superstars! Excluding Avinash and Joe Kim. They went home early.
Man of The Match trophy went to Kaevin and the Top Goal Scorer medal went to Jon and I with 7 goals each. But since I made the medal, I gave it to Jon. Wouldn't make sense to take a medal you made yourself right? Well, gotta go watch a movie! More pics later!
Ong out! For now...
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Friday, May 29, 2009
I'm back from the dead! Yay! Exams are finally over so start shaking your booty to Jaiho! Haven't blogged much recently cos I haven't obtained the 'unyielding persistence' to update my blog. HAHA! I'd rather stay glued to my beloved Fifa Online. Thanks to Preet and I, now practically every guy appears offline on MSN just to play Fifa! Welcome to the Fifa Revolution people! Anyway...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BRO!!!! =D YOU LITTLE FAT BLOB OF FATTY ACIDS!
Just wishing you a wonderful birthday and hope whatever your birthday resolution may be, will come true. But I think I know more or less what it might be.*cough cough* Two words, my little brother - two words... SLIMMING PILLS. =D Eventhough it totally slipped my mind that the 26th was your birthday, at least I'm wishing you now. Right? I know I may not have been the best Kor Kor but at least you have fun when I kick your butt all the time in football right? And the times when I pin you to the ground when you mess around with me! Nuff' said, I'm a horrid brother.. I think.
Moving on, Man Utd lost to Barca! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! No worries, its not the end of the world, fellow MU fans. There is no shame to losing to a team with such calliber. Messi's header was superb and Eto's goal just left me speechless.. I stayed up until till 5am to watch the game and all I got was a game which ended 2-0.
The definition of professional football - Lionel Messi. And 'gayity' As gay as this pic looks, they truly deserved the win in Rome and deserved the title of the best football team in Europe. :) They were clearly the better team. Come to think of it this pic looked like the celebration Preet and I did on Thursday. By the way thanks for the great passes on Thursday, guys and Aaron, if you're reading this, sorry for the harsh tackle that day. Oh well! I'm off to my world of Fifa.
Ong out! =D
EDIT: Yee Lei! Why did you put the pics on your blog!?! xD
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Friday, May 1, 2009
Finally back from being AWOL for what seemed almost like a month. I had abandoned my blog in favour of my 90 page Sejarah kursus. Many people have been asking me, Kaelan, what the hell happened to your blog? Especially on my chatbox. And if I have ignored you I'm sorry! SO SORRY! Lots of stuff happened in the past one month, which I'm not gonna run you through - not gonna go back in time am I? Apart from repeatedly falling sick nothing else significant happened, well not anything that I can think of now. And if you're wondering, I am not diagnosed with bloody swine flu!!! I had been the cause of a plague which is taking over the class slowly, starting with Nat, then Vaenisaa, Nasheel, Charmaine...I'm sorry! Why am I being so sorry.. Winning both choral speaking competitions! Another thing that happened... We were awesome but we still gotta get our butts to school at friggin 7 to scream our voices out. But its worth it :| I THINK....
Whats happening tomorrow, thats the question..Don't really care about the past. Tomorrow is the big prefect's dinner we've all been anticipating. Didn't quite expect a themed dinner but, whaddaya know they decided on a masquerade dinner! We're all gonna wear those medieval time masks! And I'm gonna attend the Prefect Games Amazing Race tomorrow..Wee! Wish me luck.. Kaelan out! For now..
PS: Post Prefect Game and Prefect dinner pics tomorrow. Seems like Prefect Day tomorrow....
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
Liverpool..Liverpool.. I have to give you guys respect for last night's game. A tear came to my eye when Andrea Dossena lobbed the ball at the last minute to score the last goal. As much as I hate Liverpool, I have to hand it to the Liverpool fans. That was a great game and it was well played on Liverpool's part. Rafa did a great job. Cheers to the man. Whereas on M.U.'s side , Ferguson did a shitty job on managing the players. Why..oh why didn't you take Teves out. He missed easily 6 chances in the second half. The loose ball was right in front of the post and he still couldn't strike it in. I felt I tingle through my spine when I saw time and time again he missed all the shots. Ah! Forget about it...talking about it just makes me depressed.
I'm hungry :( Nothing much to talk about today. I feel a lil high after a dose of red wine at my cousin's wedding! Anyways, congratulations to Eileen Tan and James Teo! Wishing you all the best. And make me an uncle soon. =D Here's some of the pics of the wedding, the food was really tasty! And not to forget my lil bro, Kaevin went on stage for his 'so called shot at stardom'
Kaevin Ong = Budget STAR! :D
Happy couple...=)
Dwarfed by her height (thanks to her highheels). Believe me 3 1/2 inches of heels can do alot of difference
Monk Jump Over the Wall. Licked the bowl clean. :P
I think you get the idea. Thats more or less my update to keep my blog alive.
Finally changed my blog layout after months of contemplating. It wasn't as tedious as I expected. The previous layout was kinda wide. That was the only reason I decided to change.
I'm trying to get myself to make an oath to get those fattish, stumpy fingers moving on the keyboard. But in the end, whatever I want to blog for the day never gets put down. SO....FROM NOW ON, I, KAELAN ONG, solemnly promise to blog something worthwhile (not crap) at least 4 times a week. Maybe then, my previous blog title, 'My Say of The Day' might become a reality. Instead of, "My Say of the Month". Reason for this being not having the time of day, thanks to our beloved teachers of SMK Seafield! As much as we love you guys, the homework's just too much. Puan Loy, the Homework Queen!! Nuff said. Time to blog something that makes sense. Honestly, what do you guys want me to blog about. I really should put up a poll on that. Do you want gossip (Chris Brown & Rhianna :O) or do you want politics (Pak Lah & Anwar Ibrahim!) or do you want plain old random crap that I'm somehow good at regurgitating. Bleh!
Anyway..finally thought of something to post about. iPhone's finally in Malaysia!! Thanks to Maxis Communications. Unfortunately, I can't get my hands on that sexy, new phone. ;( Why you ask? With a price tag of RM 3999, I think there's no reason to ask why. Unless you're like some ATM Machine *ehem* for example the guy in our class who constantly brags about his 'assets'.Lovely isn't it, how some people can just cough up cash and get 10 Blu-Ray CD's in less than a month.
RM 199 (minimum price)x10= RM 1999 per month I know I make you proud Puan Loy... :D
:O Wonder who that guy may be...Tahu la sendiri. I didn't mention any names... =D.
5 things I haven't blogged about myself recently in a nutshell
1. I finally got my injection! Tetanus! Everyone was like scared shitless before getting the jab. Everyone said I was gonna break the needle. But surprisingly...the needle didn't break. I WONDER WHY. Nevertheless, something the nurse said sorta amused me.
Nurse: Ok tak? Kaelan: OK... Nurse: Eh, tangan keras sangat la.. Relaks la Kaelan: Kamu la! Buat saya tension jer...
2. I realized choral speaking can give you a horrible neckache. After a couple of solid hours practicing choral speaking, my necks hurts like hell... Must be all the twisting and turning. Time for a neck massage. Mardheanna owes me one. To add to that, I have choral speaking practice on Monday- holiday- MY holiday! What a great way to spend your holidays....No pun intended. (;
3. Liverpool sucks... Despite your 5-0 win over Real Madrid. The match this weekend will determine the real champions. And to all Liverpool fans...' You'll always walk alone!' 4. Futsal and bowling that day ROCKED! 5. And weiyng made me get addicted to Mentos Fuji Apple. It's actually quite good really.
And that was the longest ranting/post on my god forsaken blog. Hope you look forward to seeing more of these..:|
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